- Red crayons and Blue crayons taste the same
- Babies are not dishwasher proof
- People are like phones- when you throw them off a cliff they stop working
- Airplane Mode does not make your phone fly
- Science proves you have a 0% chance to turn into a hamster after three years
- Cucumbers don't actually have a "Q" in them
- Babysitters don't actually sit on babies
- If you die, you can't eat pizza anymore
- Goldfish aren't actually made of gold